I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
- Me: Ok so I love you but I feel like it's time to take a break. I need to see other people you know? This doesn't mean we can't be friends, or see each other occaisionally, but I just need some space from you. I hope you understand.
- Tumblr: But I thought you loved me?
- Me: Yeah ok you're right, I'm back.
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr.
I don’t even have a computer.
I don’t even have electricity..
yeah i have a life instead
